Google It!

The kids were working on a group powerpoint project. Each member had to do 7-10 slides about their section. This one group of 4 was particularly argumentative about their design, which took up more time than  it should have, leaving little time to actually discuss content. They were going to the lab the next day, but knew they weren't yet prepared. The de facto leader of the groups tells the others, "Okay, we'll need to keep in contact to get this done. We need to exchange gmail accounts."

"I don't even know what that is," responded one of the group members. "I'll Google it."


I know it's not good to laugh at students, but he understood when I explained that he wanted to google a google product.

Class Dismissed!

Taking the Pup's Name in Vain

"Mr. J, Spencer* said, 'Oh, my,' and then 'dog' spelled backwards."

Unfortunately, blasphemy is not a punishable offense.

Class Dismissed!

*Names have been changed to protect the Pharisees.